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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

HOW TO SAY “OH MY GOD! THERE’S AN AXE IN MY HEAD” IN VARIOUS LANGUAGES

Because you never really know when you’re going to be stuck in some non-English speaking country and have to verbally point out that you have an axe handle sticking out from your skull. Sometimes it’s not likely that it would be noticed otherwise.



English, Modern: Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.
Afrikaans: O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop!
Alsatian: Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!
Ape: Kree-gur! arad zor wo b'yat
Arabic: Ya Allah! Be fass bi rassi!
Aragonese, High: Ai ridiós! Tiengo una estral en o tozuelo.
Assyrian: iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu
Babylonian: iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu
Baselang: "Won suripiria nemia voci 'wonden divin'. Un chafergarbar i conboro wonden siras posi."
Basque: Jaungoikoa! Badut aizkor bat buruan!
Belarusian: Bozha moj, ja maju siakeru w halavie
Bengali: Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.
Bosnian: Boze moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.
Breton: Ma Doue! Bez' ez eus ur vouc'hal e va fenn.
Bulgarian: Bozhe moi, niakoi mi e zabil bradva v glavata!
Catalan: Déu meu! Tinc una destral al cap.
Celtic: Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann.
Cree (Dialect N): Aah n'kiseemantoom, Ciikahikan asteew nistikwaanihk.
Czech: Pane boze! Mam sekeru v hlave!
Danish: Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved.
Dutch: O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.
Egyptian, Ancient (Middle Kingdom): in Amun! iw minb m tp-i!Emoticon: k:-O
English, Old: Wa min God! Se æx on min heafod is!
Esperanto: Mia Dio! Hakilo estas en mia kapo!
Estonian: Oh mu Jumal, mul on kirves peas
Faroese: Á Gud! Ta er ein øks í høvdinum hjá mær!
Farsi: Oh! Khodayeh Man! Yek Tabar tooyeh saram rafteh!
Finnish: Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!
French: Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tête.
German: O mein Gott! Es gibt ein axt im meine kopf.
German (Carinthian dialect): Um Goddes wuell, do is a hackale im meim schaedahle.
German (Styrian dialect): Jessas, i hab a hockn im schaedel.
German (Upper Austrian dialect): Hümmi, Orsch und Zwirn! Do steckt a Hocka in meina Birn.
German (Vorarlbergerisch; West Austrian dialect): Hargoläss, do ischt an agscht i minoem griand!
Goa'uld: Yo me Weiafei! Te monba im tap-ei.
Greek, Ancient: O Thee! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!
Greek, Modern: The'Mou! Eho ena tsekouri sto kefali mou!
Gujarati: Aare Bhaghwan! Mara matha ma ek kuladi chhe.
Gullah: Me Gawd! Dey en' ax een me haid!
Hausan: Kai! Ina da bambaro ciken kaina!
Hebrew: Oh Ellohim, yesh li garzen ba-rosh sheh-li!
Hindi: Hay Bhagwaan! Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain.
Hungarian: Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!
Icelandic: Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.
Ilythiiri (Drow): Ussta Quarval-sharess! Gaer zhah velve wun ussta karliik!
Indonesian: Ya Allah, dikepalaku ada kapak.
Inuktitut (Greenlandic): Åh gootinga! Niaquniipuq ulimaat.
Irish, Modern: Ó mo Dhia! Tá tua i mo cheann!
Irish, Old: A mo dé! Táthum túag im chenn-sa.
Italian: Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!
Italian (Trieste dialect): Co dio! xe na mannera nella mia testa
Japanese: ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu.
Klingon: toH, HIvqa' Qun'a'wIj! nachwIjDaq 'obmaQ tu'lu'!
Korean: aigo, OtchOna! nae daegarie tokkiga pakhyO inne!
Kyrgyz: Oh Kuday! Bashimda balta bar!
Latin: Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.
Latvian: Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva!
Lithuanian: Dieve mano, turiu kirvi galvoje!
Malayalam: Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei.
Maltese: Alla tieghi, ghandi mannara f'rasi
Mandarin: Wode tian a! You yi ba futou cha zai wode naodai li!
Maori: Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!
Marathi: Aray Devaa! Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay.
Norse, Ancient: Haurheghaud, ijh hehe einght aghsethe hjij haafhohuhede!
Norwegian: Herre Gud, jeg har fått en øks i hodet.
Norwegian, New: Herregud! Eg har ein øks i hovudet.
Polish: O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!
Portuguese: Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!
Quenya: A Ilúvatarinya! En ná pelecco cárinyesse.
Romanian: Dumnezeule! Este un topor in capul meu!
Russian: Gospodi! Topor u moye golovye!
Sámi: Vuoi Ipmilahcci! Mus han leat aksu oaivvis
Sanskrit: He mama deva! Asti mama murdhni parasuh!
Serbo-Croatian: Boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.
Scots Gaelic: Och, mo Dhia, 's e tuagh a tha sa' mo cheann.
Sinhala: Ane Deviyane! Mage oluwe porawak thiyanawa
Slovak: Pane boze! Mam sekeru v hlave!
Slovenian: Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi.
Spanish: ¡Dios mio! ¡Hay un hacha en mi cabeza!
Srana (Surinamese): Tjé mi gado! Mi ab' wang aksi na ini mi édé!
Swahili: Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil!
Swedish: Oh, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!
Tagalog: Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!
Tamil: Ada kadavule! En thalaiyil oru kodali irrukku!
Telegu: Ore devudo! Naa thala lo goddali undhi
Turkish: Aman Tanrim; Kafama saplanmis bir balta var.
Ukranian: Bozhe mij, ja maju sokyru v holovi
Urdu: Au Mere Allah Mere Sur Me Kulahri Hai
Vietnamese (North Dialect): Oi gioi oi! Cai bu'a no bo vao dau toi!
Vietnamese (Central Dialect): Oi troi phat oi! Cai rua chem vo dau tui!
Vietnamese (South Dialect): Chu'a toi oi! Cai rua chat be dau tao!
Visigothic: Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida
Volapük: O God obik! Binon lecüd in kap obik.
Wallon (Belgian dialectical French– phonetic)50: Nom dé dju, y a èn hache din m' tièt
Welsh: A Dduw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!
Yiddish: gotenyu! s'iz do a hak in kop! Zau Ta-folin : Afar Lugbúrz! at sapat kok-ishi.
Zulu: Awu nkosi yami kunembhazo ekh

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