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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

MIKE'S FAVORITE SLANG TERMS FOR MALE MASTURBATION

It was pointed out to me some years ago that if you throw the word "Ol' " into the phrase, it will almost improve it. Example: "Choking the Ol' Gopher". While that does work, I'll list them here without it. Feel free to add it based on your personal use preferences. Here we go:

Jerkin' the Gherkin
Spanking the Monkey
Strangling The Scarecrow
Beating The Bald Guy
Choking The Gopher
Burping The Bishop
Going On a Date With Rosie Palmer & Her 5 Sisters
Pullin' The Pud
Oiling The Tripod
Massaging The Moisture Missile
Flogging The Flounder
Taking Mr. Ed For a Ride
Shaking Hands With Mr. Happy

1 comment:

  1. NICE! I'm trying to decide which one is my favorite. Seems like our blogs have some common threads. I'm a chick writing an offensive blog and so far have enjoyed yours! www.pullmyfunnybone.com.
    Touch it!

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